Fuck you Friday, and the thought process of a working class white male...

I was thinking life over last night as I was trying to fall asleep. It's kind of a routine I go thru, you know, bring all of my thoughts from the day to conclusion. So, I'm laying there thinking about this blog, and that blog, and some of the family issues we're going thru, and who I would vote for for President, and why I just can't bring myself to order anything other than a club sandwich when we order in, etc...

And then... my thoughts drift, as they usually do when my serious thoughts for the day have run their course. And I start thinking about women kissing other women. And why I'm so attracted to two women kissing. Why are men in general so attracted to two women kissing?

Now, sure, one could state the obvious reason. Well, two women are better than one, right? Of course. But there has to be more than that, I think.

And then I started thinking about this blog I was reading the other day, and the guy writing was trying to define sexy. Don't worry, I read these types of blogs after my kid goes to bed... But he was talking mostly about physical characteristics of what is sexy, cheerleaders and schoolgirls with pigtails and what not, which would simply support the - two women are better than one theory.

I'm not satisfied with that theory, so I beging to wonder how I would define sexy. And while I think there is something to physical attraction, I think of sexy as being more about attitude. In other words, you can be the best looking person in the world, but be a total jackass. You can't be sexy and a jackass, at least not in my little world.

So I relate this back to my original thought about two women kissing. I think, and I would need to see two women kissing again to really evaluate this (enter: the hot wife), that my attraction to two women kissing is more about the attitude of the women than it is about the physical visual stimulation. Since this aligns with my opinions on what is sexy, it would make sense.

You may be wondering, "well, what is so appealing about the attitudes of two women kissing?" And I would say, "uh, you just answered your own question." They're kissing! Another woman! Duh. When I see two women kissing, it tells me one of three things about them:

1. They're both attracted to women (sexy)
2. They're just trying to impress men (sexy)
3. I forgot what the third thing would be... (sexy)

I guess my theory is that the male species (men) attraction to two of the female species (women) coupling (kissing) has more to do with the open-minded attitude (slutiness) of the female species (women) involved than it does the simple physical stimulation (watching porn on the computer).

Hmm. Weird. But logical. Fuck it, it's Friday.

Nick