I can be serious sometimes...

I realized something today. I was reading over the front page of my blog, and ya know, there really is no serious subject matter to speak of. I love it. Anyways, it's been some time since I've told ya'll a bit about myself. I think I'll do the 100 things again. The last time I did it was July of last year, and some things have changed.

Here goes:

1. I married my high school sweetheart
2. I was a virgin until we met (yes, I've only slept with one person)
3. I met her thru her friend, who was my childhood crush
4. And my friend, who was hers
5. I tried crack when I was 13
6. I started smoking when I was 13
7. I quit 9 years later, and haven't smoked since
8. I sold LSD in my high school biology class
9. And did LSD more than I care to admit
10. I've done cocaine, mushrooms and marijuana as well
11. I've never tried heroine or ecstasy
12. I've been bit by a Rottweiler, twice
13. I used to train protection dogs
14. In 8 years, we've had 10 Rottweilers, some were foster dogs
15. I was on the board for a dog rescue for 6 years
16. In that time I quit 3 times
17. Now that I'm retired from dog rescue, I miss it
18. I used to design machines that made adult diapers
19. Now I design bathing products
20. I was on Tom Cruise's personal jet
21. I flew to Tennessee and back in one day, twice
22. I hate flying
23. I'm deathly afraid of heights
24. I'm a poker nut
25. And a trivia nut
26. And a history nut
27. I'm just nuts
28. I have an 80+ strong beer bottle collection, all full
29. I only got 3 points off on my driving test
30. But have caused 2 accidents
31. My dream is to own a business
32. I have an Associates degree in Mechanical Design
33. I was half way thru a Bachelor's in Engineering before the program was cancelled
34. I don't want to be an Engineer
35. My birthday is August 7th
36. I'm 27
37. My dad passed away when I was 24
38. I'd give anything to be 23
39. I have 2 sisters, and 1 adopted brother
40. I used to be in a punk band called Wicked Pete
41. We dropped - and the Beer Drinking Goats - from the name
42. I can play guitar, the bass and a little of the drums
43. I can't sing to save my life
44. I wish I knew how to play the piano
45. And the harmonica
46. I used to be a punk
47. I used to hang out with skinheads
48. Then I realized racism sucks
49. I was once asked to join a gang
50. I played hockey for 9 years
51. I was a cub scout for 2 years
52. I'm supposedly Lutheran
53. I don't believe in a God
54. I don't believe in ghosts
55. I'm claustrophobic, but not afraid of the dark
56. I think horror movies are dumb
57. I can't dance
58. My favorite movie is Old School
59. My favorite food is a bacon cheeseburger
60. My favorite beer is Blue Moon, with an orange slice
61. The sight of blood makes me sick
62. I have never broken a bone
63. I have lived in Tennessee
64. And Upper Michigan
65. I was born in Wisconsin
66. Because the town we lived in (in Michigan) had no hospital
67. I had 5 wisdom teeth
68. My hair would be grey if I didn't dye it
69. My first job was for $4.60 an hour
70. I've been a pin chaser in a bowling alley
71. I've been a janitor
72. I watched an F5 tornado, start to finish
73. The philosophies of true communism fascinate me
74. I believe anarcho-socialism would be great
75. I voted for Bush, twice
76. I'm not a Republican
77. I'm pro-abortion
78. I don't have any guns, but I do have a battle axe
79. I've only shot a gun once
80. I can't draw
81. I once protested in front of a pet store
82. I was once a show and tell... with my dog
83. I have Wayne Gretzky's autograph
84. I had Hulk Hogan's, but lost it
85. I really don't think washing your hands is stupid
86. This is my second blog
87. I had a third called DILF for a while, but didn't like it
88. I had a fourth called Make Me Pancakes, but didn't like it
89. Two uninvited strangers had sex at our wedding
90. Two weeks later, we had sex at someone else's
91. They're divorced now
92. I've been to 15 states besides Wisconsin
93. I've had sex in 5, besides Wisconsin
94. I've smoked pot in 4
95. I've fished for a wild crocodile in Georgia
96. I once got lost on the way to Iowa, and ended up in O'Hare parking lot
97. I got hustled for $20 in New Orleans
98. I was glad when it flooded
99. I can ride a bike backwards
100. I am, somebody

Nick