When in Rome...

I know, I know. I said a long time ago that I would post the pics of Rome. I've been busy. Anyways, some time ago I was riding in some rich dude's truck, and he was all bragging about going to Italy. What a douche. I've been there, like, thousands of times. I've even lived there while I studied pornographic photography.

I'm just kidding. I've never lived in Italy... although I have studied pornographic photography. Just ask the hot wife. I take some mean porn pics.

So yeah, without further... writing. The pics, the pics!

Of course every trip includes a trip the Coliseum. Or known in Italy as the... Coliseuma. Note to others, they don't serve beer there, so bring your own.

Uh....

I'm not a big fan of boats really, but I am a hopeless romantic. Don't drink the water after having sex on one of these though, people crap in that stuff. In fact, if you look closely, you can see someone crapping in it in the backround. No. Look closer. Closer........ I'm just kidding, no one is crapping in the water. Sucker.

"Is there a bathroom around here somewhere? Bathrooma? .... Hello?"

All this for soccer? Don't even call it football. It's not football. Real men play football, pansies in Europe play soccer.

Well, that's about it really. As you can see, I painted Rome white like no conquering army has in 40,000 years. Yawn.

Nick