I forgot what I was supposed to name this post...
- Am I the only one who gets a little freaked out with porn music? We've watched our fair share of porn in this whole "we're trying to have a baby" phase we've been in. For heaven sakes... don't even lay a music track if it's going to be some whacked out, spacey, creepy music or really bad Elvis covers. I'd rather listen to the people getting it on. At least when you're making fun of people having sex, you're still thinking about sex, and the whole point of watching the porn isn't lost.
- They say that anytime there is a major snowstorm, nine months later there is a baby boom. I'd kind of like to be a part of that statistic. I miss masturbating. A lot. I miss masturbating a lot... a lot.
- We didn't have sex the day of the actual snow storm last week. Because it turns out that after 11 hours of drinking, and kissing other guys, sex isn't a real high priority. But, we did have a lot this weekend. Yeah, we're sluts. You're jealous. I'm just kidding. We're not sluts. We're trying to have a baby.
- Tonight is the Bachelor "girls tell all night". Lord, why do I bother with this show? But could you imagine if this happened in real life? For one night, all your past girlfriends and boyfriends sat down to "tell all"? I can't. I haven't been with anyone in the past nine plus years, other than the hot wife. Your guys are sluts.
- Slut.
- Calling a girl a slut is a major turn on when your having sex for them. Try it tonight, and report back tomorrow.
- Is anyone getting annoyed that I always write posts with -s in them? I am. It bugs me when I can't form coherent paragraphs... but, sometimes you just have to let loose and just write whatever comes to mind. Someday I will write in normal english.
- That's hot. Slut.
- Slut Slut Slut.
- I hope Sara from Canada kicks the Bachelor's ass tonight. That would rock. AHHH Shut up about the f-ing Bachelor already!
- I have school work to do. Sociology. What a f-ing waste. I'm going to school for Engineering, not to learn about other people. People in this world are crazy. Engineers are smart. They can't possibly comprehend one another. I don't even want to be an Engineer... I definately don't want to be a Sociologist, or whatever they call people who know a lot about other people.
- Go get me another beer slut.
- I'm off to read.
peace nick
- They say that anytime there is a major snowstorm, nine months later there is a baby boom. I'd kind of like to be a part of that statistic. I miss masturbating. A lot. I miss masturbating a lot... a lot.
- We didn't have sex the day of the actual snow storm last week. Because it turns out that after 11 hours of drinking, and kissing other guys, sex isn't a real high priority. But, we did have a lot this weekend. Yeah, we're sluts. You're jealous. I'm just kidding. We're not sluts. We're trying to have a baby.
- Tonight is the Bachelor "girls tell all night". Lord, why do I bother with this show? But could you imagine if this happened in real life? For one night, all your past girlfriends and boyfriends sat down to "tell all"? I can't. I haven't been with anyone in the past nine plus years, other than the hot wife. Your guys are sluts.
- Slut.
- Calling a girl a slut is a major turn on when your having sex for them. Try it tonight, and report back tomorrow.
- Is anyone getting annoyed that I always write posts with -s in them? I am. It bugs me when I can't form coherent paragraphs... but, sometimes you just have to let loose and just write whatever comes to mind. Someday I will write in normal english.
- That's hot. Slut.
- Slut Slut Slut.
- I hope Sara from Canada kicks the Bachelor's ass tonight. That would rock. AHHH Shut up about the f-ing Bachelor already!
- I have school work to do. Sociology. What a f-ing waste. I'm going to school for Engineering, not to learn about other people. People in this world are crazy. Engineers are smart. They can't possibly comprehend one another. I don't even want to be an Engineer... I definately don't want to be a Sociologist, or whatever they call people who know a lot about other people.
- Go get me another beer slut.
- I'm off to read.
peace nick
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