Lulu has a wonderful post describing 10 ways she would spend a winter in Wisconsin. Well, I've spent way too many of them here, so thought it would be fun to spend one in California... Let's begin.
1. It's beginning to look a lot like... a beach party!
2. Christmas shopping on Rodeo Drive. That's hot.
3. Suddenly, running around the block naked on New Year's Eve doesn't seem all that impressive... but I'd do it anyways.
4. Sex in front of a fire, but on the beach, instead of the living room. I guess just sex on the beach.
5. Mow the lawn in December. Literally and figuratively.
6. ring, ring... "Yeah, Nick (Lachey)? Yeah dude, I'm in California for the whole winter dude! Yeah, I know, rocks! What, you wanna go pick up some chicks in H-Wood? Cool dude, come pick me up!"
7. I hear they have, like, $20 martinis in California. I'm so gettin' wasted on those. And the walk home will be sooooo much nicer...
8. Californication. I'm not sure what that means, but if I ever get to California, I'm a be all about the Californication...
9. Luncheons with Arnold.
10. "Oh man, these riots are so much better in real life! Yeah, it dawned on me that I need new home furnishings too!"
mmmm, California, where all your dreams come true... and you don't have to shovel F$%&ING snow...