Victory, in the face of adversity...
Were you aware that there's no good way to take care of a runny nose when you are having sex? You sure can't sniffle, that's just gross, especially in that situation. Unless you can time it just perfectly to coincide with a groan or some other sexually related noise. But who wants to be thinking about the perfect time to sniffle when you're having sex? It's like worrying about being the victim of a car bomb while you are putting the keys in to unlock your door. Worry too much, and you're late for dinner... if you make it at all.
You can blow your nose, sure, but that involves finding a suitable place to stop, getting up, going to the bathroom, etc... It can be a real deal breaker if you aren't careful. Or if the bathroom is cold, like most are. You must be quick and quiet, and dammit, you better get 'er done the first time. If you have to make a second break to the bathroom, you might as well just stay there...
There is a solution though. Pay attention now... The trick is to find a way to migrate to the bottom position, so you can lean your head back and let everything drain back into your head. I know, I'm an absolute genius...
This can create problems of its own, but should buy you enough time to do what you have to do. Timing is everything though. Go up too early, and you could risk having to resort to one of the other options. Wait too long, and the brain waves to your, uh... mate, could be severely impeded. I can't stress how important it is to have unrestricted communication between the brain and... you know, other parts of the body...
Time it out, focus, don't lose sight of the task at hand (literally and figuratively), and you should be alright.
Runny noses during sex are the Gods' way of saying, "Let's see how you get out of this one, stud boy. Bwahahahaha!"
If you can indeed pull it off, and end in a way other than your woman kicking your impotent ass out of bed, there is almost a sense of accomplishment. Like winning the Superbowl despite having a broken arm. If you just so happen to have a buddy present, a high five is not unacceptable.
Victory, in the face of adversity. Be proud. You did it, man.
peace nick
You can blow your nose, sure, but that involves finding a suitable place to stop, getting up, going to the bathroom, etc... It can be a real deal breaker if you aren't careful. Or if the bathroom is cold, like most are. You must be quick and quiet, and dammit, you better get 'er done the first time. If you have to make a second break to the bathroom, you might as well just stay there...
There is a solution though. Pay attention now... The trick is to find a way to migrate to the bottom position, so you can lean your head back and let everything drain back into your head. I know, I'm an absolute genius...
This can create problems of its own, but should buy you enough time to do what you have to do. Timing is everything though. Go up too early, and you could risk having to resort to one of the other options. Wait too long, and the brain waves to your, uh... mate, could be severely impeded. I can't stress how important it is to have unrestricted communication between the brain and... you know, other parts of the body...
Time it out, focus, don't lose sight of the task at hand (literally and figuratively), and you should be alright.
Runny noses during sex are the Gods' way of saying, "Let's see how you get out of this one, stud boy. Bwahahahaha!"
If you can indeed pull it off, and end in a way other than your woman kicking your impotent ass out of bed, there is almost a sense of accomplishment. Like winning the Superbowl despite having a broken arm. If you just so happen to have a buddy present, a high five is not unacceptable.
Victory, in the face of adversity. Be proud. You did it, man.
peace nick
posted by Nick at
12:16 PM
2 Comments:
Funny Dawn I was about to echo the same setiment.
I sniff during the act. She's never commented on it though. I won't bring it up, because then she'll be fixated on it!
We may be married, but I don't want to be known as the gross sniffling husband, like I bet guru is known as :)
I have enough things to worry about...
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