A beer drinker's prayer

A beer drinker's prayer.
by Nick

Dear Lord. Oh dear miraculous Lord.

As I venture out on this wonderful Friday,
to the pub, to consume mass quantities of alcohol...

Provide me with strength, stamina and capacity.
Provide me with a steady hand.
Provide me with a sturdy stool to rest my ass.

Dear Lord. Oh dear miraculous Lord.

As I venture out on this wonderful Friday,
to the pub, to consume mass quantities of alcohol...

Provide me with a safe flight, to and fro.
Provide me with friends who won't talk about politics.
Or how their wife cheats on them. Stupid bitch...

Dear Lord. Oh dear miraculous Lord.

As I venture out on this wonderful Friday,
to the pub, to consume mass quantities of alcohol...

I ask two things of you.
A good buzz and a full tummy.
Oh, and some good drunken sex wouldn't be too bad either...

Uh... Amen.

peace nick