You go Katrina!
Talked to God this morning on the phone. To keep things quick (I have a paper to write), I'll only type what I said.
ring... ring...
God:...
Me: Yeah, God?
God:...
Me: Yeah, I know you're busy.
God:...
Me: That is kewl. Actually that was what I was calling about. 'Member when we were down there in New Orleans a couple of years ago?
God:...
Me: Oh yeah, the K9 cop when we were sitting in the restaurant... Yeah, that was hilarious God. What were you trying to do, give us a heart attack?
God...
Me: What are you, my mom now?
God:...
Me: Fine. So anyways. 'Member when we were walking on Bourbon Street and that crackhead squirted a bunch of shit on our shoes, and then stole $20 from me?
God:...
Me: Yup, that's the guy!
God:...
Me: Kill him. And make it a horrible death... you know, if you could.
God:...
Me: Oh, I dunno... Maybe a coffin could come cruising by and decapitate his ass.
God:...
Me: Alright, that's kewl too.
God:...
Me: Great! Thanks God!
God:...
Me: What? No, I don't care if it rains Tuesday, I got class.
God:...
Me: Right on. K, talk to ya later God.
peace nick
ring... ring...
God:...
Me: Yeah, God?
God:...
Me: Yeah, I know you're busy.
God:...
Me: That is kewl. Actually that was what I was calling about. 'Member when we were down there in New Orleans a couple of years ago?
God:...
Me: Oh yeah, the K9 cop when we were sitting in the restaurant... Yeah, that was hilarious God. What were you trying to do, give us a heart attack?
God...
Me: What are you, my mom now?
God:...
Me: Fine. So anyways. 'Member when we were walking on Bourbon Street and that crackhead squirted a bunch of shit on our shoes, and then stole $20 from me?
God:...
Me: Yup, that's the guy!
God:...
Me: Kill him. And make it a horrible death... you know, if you could.
God:...
Me: Oh, I dunno... Maybe a coffin could come cruising by and decapitate his ass.
God:...
Me: Alright, that's kewl too.
God:...
Me: Great! Thanks God!
God:...
Me: What? No, I don't care if it rains Tuesday, I got class.
God:...
Me: Right on. K, talk to ya later God.
peace nick
posted by Nick at
12:10 PM
5 Comments:
I believe God has a good sense of humour for Him to have such awesome tolerance.
There is a verse in the Holy Bible that said God winked.
Holy Hilarious, Batman!!!
Anyone who doesn't think God has a sense of humor isn't looking around them much! ;~D
You are someone's mom :)
oh, so you're the one.
I guess I am.
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