I have no problems having an orgasm...
I was reading an article that was discussing problems men and women have as they relate to sex. Now, it may be a little whacky because it came out of London, but it's still pretty interesting.
From the article:
"One in 10 women questioned for a survey admitted losing interest in sex for at least six months in the past year."
And then:
"The next major problem was the inability to have an orgasm. That was reported by four percent of women,"
Hmmm... I wonder if those could be related? C'mon ladies... men figured it out, like, forever ago. What's with you women? How are we supposed to trust you with running the country some day?
I think the "G" in G-spot is short for God-damn-that-thing-is-well-hidden. Why God? Why put it in a place that no guy, and apparently a whole lot of women, can't fricken find? Looking for the G-spot is like looking for the Holy Grail. You've heard rumors, some people say they know where it is... but damn if you'll ever find the thing...
I think the problem with most guys is that we just can't fathom how complicated this is. I mean, our spot is right out in the open. You can't fricken miss it. We can't possibly understand how so many of you women have gone this long without even knowing where yours is, or what it feels like should we heaven forbid actually graze the thing on our way in...
And then:
"There is nothing actually wrong with these women. Bringing up a family they are just tired and exhausted as opposed to the men who have 10 times the level of testosterone,"
God was definately not a man. No way would a man do this to fellow men. Not only do women have the key to sexual bliss hidden from us, they are already at a sexual disadvantage with testosterone levels 10 times lower.
That's like not letting women into the bar until all the men have had 6 drinks already. It's impossible to have a good time drinking if by the time you start, everyone is already smashed...
There is definately a conspiracy going on here, and I intend to get to the bottom of it.
peace nick
From the article:
"One in 10 women questioned for a survey admitted losing interest in sex for at least six months in the past year."
And then:
"The next major problem was the inability to have an orgasm. That was reported by four percent of women,"
Hmmm... I wonder if those could be related? C'mon ladies... men figured it out, like, forever ago. What's with you women? How are we supposed to trust you with running the country some day?
I think the "G" in G-spot is short for God-damn-that-thing-is-well-hidden. Why God? Why put it in a place that no guy, and apparently a whole lot of women, can't fricken find? Looking for the G-spot is like looking for the Holy Grail. You've heard rumors, some people say they know where it is... but damn if you'll ever find the thing...
I think the problem with most guys is that we just can't fathom how complicated this is. I mean, our spot is right out in the open. You can't fricken miss it. We can't possibly understand how so many of you women have gone this long without even knowing where yours is, or what it feels like should we heaven forbid actually graze the thing on our way in...
And then:
"There is nothing actually wrong with these women. Bringing up a family they are just tired and exhausted as opposed to the men who have 10 times the level of testosterone,"
God was definately not a man. No way would a man do this to fellow men. Not only do women have the key to sexual bliss hidden from us, they are already at a sexual disadvantage with testosterone levels 10 times lower.
That's like not letting women into the bar until all the men have had 6 drinks already. It's impossible to have a good time drinking if by the time you start, everyone is already smashed...
There is definately a conspiracy going on here, and I intend to get to the bottom of it.
peace nick
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12:45 PM
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