Women are complicated

Here is a topic sure to shock the senses... So I was reading thru all the really funny rants and raves over there at craigslist, which btw, Design magazine did a nice interview with Craig, the mastermind behind craigslist. Not sure where to find it online though. But I digress... A lot of the posts are really funny and original, which is hard to find on the internet these days. But there is one common theme I keep seeing repeated, from, Im assuming the women posters. And that is that, most men are just no good at oral sex, and usually worthless in bed altogether. You hear this in movies all the time as well.
Now first of all... I realize I live a sheltered life, but when did women all of a sudden become so ungrateful? And doesnt this imply to you the assumption that these same women think they are any better at oral sex or in bed? I dont know, but my guess is they are really just trying to push their own inabilities off on the poor guys who have had the misfortune of being with these cold, heartless whiners.
But besides all that... its not like the female body is incredibly simple. Most women cant even figure it out for themselves. Thats why there is a huge market for erotic toys and contraptions and all that stuff to help out. If women cant even figure it out for the most part, how in the hell are guys supposed to? We're not magicians. We're not used to all the toys and stuff. If a guy cant figure himself out with his hands, we chalk him up as a lost cause. No such luck with women. If you cant figure everything out in the 10 minutes you get before she is filing her nails and talking on the phone, you're the latest rant on some website.
So from now on, cut your guy a little slack. If you even know what it takes, help a brother out a little. If you dont even know, then find out and get back to us. And we'll all live a little happier ever after.

peace nick