And it turns out the sky is blue!
This. This qualifies as journalism? If this is journalism, I should get a fuckin' pulitzer for the shit I come up with on this blog.
First...
Men find photographs of the opposite sex much more ‘rewarding’ than women, according to a study published yesterday.
Uh. Hm. So someone sat at their desk one day and said to themselves... "ya know, I wonder if men like looking at women, more than women like looking at men? I think we need to research this."
I'd like to start a business that does two things. One, whenever someone is about to say something stupid, they would run it by me first and then I would either approve it to be said, or slap them across the face and tell them to shut up.
People say stupid shit all the time, just look at that Imus dude. If he would have just ran that stupid comment by me before saying it, he'd still have a job because I would have man-bitch slapped his ass first.
The second thing my business would do, is whenever someone has a stupid idea for a study, like whether men like to look at women more than vice versa, I could just tell them the conclusion right away and they could research more important things. Like, oh, I don't know... cancer or something.
Anywho. The article continues...
The results, published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B, go some way to explaining why Playboy outsells Playgirl, and why men are the dominant users of pornography.
Lord... Who the hell reads the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B??? If I caught myself having nothing better to do than to read that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
Continuing...
By contrast, physical attractiveness was found to have little or no reward for women eyeing images of men, and overall they only "slightly valued" the opportunity to ogle the opposite sex.
Wait, what? I don't actually believe this. Am I supposed to believe that women do not value physical attractiveness? Give me a break. Is that why Brad Pitt is on the cover of every women's gossip magazine on the planet? Hm. I guess it's because he's really nice... By the way, I'm so much better looking than Brad Pitt...
Finally...
The study was carried out by placing 20 heterosexual men and 20 women in front of a database of images, which contained non pornographic photos, typically headshots, of the opposite sex.
An easier way to do this would be to create two sex blogs. On one post pictures of women. On the other post pictures of men. I've actually tried this before... only, on the same blog... Trust me, when the pictures of women are up, it's a comment-love-fucking-fest. When the men are up... crickets.
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/crickets.
Nick
First...
Men find photographs of the opposite sex much more ‘rewarding’ than women, according to a study published yesterday.
Uh. Hm. So someone sat at their desk one day and said to themselves... "ya know, I wonder if men like looking at women, more than women like looking at men? I think we need to research this."
I'd like to start a business that does two things. One, whenever someone is about to say something stupid, they would run it by me first and then I would either approve it to be said, or slap them across the face and tell them to shut up.
People say stupid shit all the time, just look at that Imus dude. If he would have just ran that stupid comment by me before saying it, he'd still have a job because I would have man-bitch slapped his ass first.
The second thing my business would do, is whenever someone has a stupid idea for a study, like whether men like to look at women more than vice versa, I could just tell them the conclusion right away and they could research more important things. Like, oh, I don't know... cancer or something.
Anywho. The article continues...
The results, published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B, go some way to explaining why Playboy outsells Playgirl, and why men are the dominant users of pornography.
Lord... Who the hell reads the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B??? If I caught myself having nothing better to do than to read that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
Continuing...
By contrast, physical attractiveness was found to have little or no reward for women eyeing images of men, and overall they only "slightly valued" the opportunity to ogle the opposite sex.
Wait, what? I don't actually believe this. Am I supposed to believe that women do not value physical attractiveness? Give me a break. Is that why Brad Pitt is on the cover of every women's gossip magazine on the planet? Hm. I guess it's because he's really nice... By the way, I'm so much better looking than Brad Pitt...
Finally...
The study was carried out by placing 20 heterosexual men and 20 women in front of a database of images, which contained non pornographic photos, typically headshots, of the opposite sex.
An easier way to do this would be to create two sex blogs. On one post pictures of women. On the other post pictures of men. I've actually tried this before... only, on the same blog... Trust me, when the pictures of women are up, it's a comment-love-fucking-fest. When the men are up... crickets.
...
...
...
/crickets.
Nick
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