Why is Hillary Clinton always hitting on me?

As some of you know, I am the nation's expert on sexual activity and relations. So from time to time I am called to testify in front of congress on various subjects. In February, it was anal sex. This time, oral sex. Below is the transcripts from today's testimony.



Senator: Is it your opinion that women should be required to swallow after engaging in oral sex?



Me: yes.





















Nick