Crime, crime, everywhere is crime...

You know, you all really need not worry about the wonderful (read: non-affluent) part of town that Braeden is going to grow up in. I mean, sure, we've had people get robbed at gun point one street over. But they didn't pay for their weed... What do you expect? It's not like people are being stabbed right around our house.

Wait, yes they are.

Not too long ago, there was an argument about 4 houses down from us that resulted in someone being stabbed.

Exhibit A


Ok, no biggie. Right? Isolated incident. Well, according to police reports, on Wednesday night, someone else was stabbed a few houses in the other direction.

Exhibit B


Why stabbings? Why can't we get some real violence... like shootings. Muggings. Rapes. Child abductions. Anyone can stab someone, that's no fun.

I guess that's why the newspaper labels our neighborhood non-affluent. We can't even attract real criminals.

Nick