It's our turn...
Well, yesterday we did a post about how women are luckier than men. It didn't start that way, but it was kind of fun. So, today, we'll do 20 ways that men are luckier than women.
1. You can piss just about anywhere.
2. The garage and/or basement are always safe havens.
3. "Getting ready" takes less than 5 minutes.
4. So does masturbating.
5. Crying at just the right time gets you all the sex you can handle.
6. No child birth. Or birth control pills. Or PMS.
7. No worries about being drugged at the bar.
8. Kissing multiple people in one night doesn't make you a slut.
9. You can pretend you don't watch Laguna Beach.
10. You don't have to wash your face after sex. (altogether - ewwww!)
11. Screw up the laundry once, and you're off the hook forever.
12. Shaving is optional.
13. You don't have gross men staring at your boobs.
14. Grabbing yourself in public is acceptable.
15. There's no drama at bachelor parties.
16. No stupid tupperware parties to go to.
17. You can open your own jars and beer cans.
18. You can poop when someone is in the next stall.
19. Your friends never call you crying.
20. Porn. Made for men, by men.
That was harder than the women's list...
peace nick
1. You can piss just about anywhere.
2. The garage and/or basement are always safe havens.
3. "Getting ready" takes less than 5 minutes.
4. So does masturbating.
5. Crying at just the right time gets you all the sex you can handle.
6. No child birth. Or birth control pills. Or PMS.
7. No worries about being drugged at the bar.
8. Kissing multiple people in one night doesn't make you a slut.
9. You can pretend you don't watch Laguna Beach.
10. You don't have to wash your face after sex. (altogether - ewwww!)
11. Screw up the laundry once, and you're off the hook forever.
12. Shaving is optional.
13. You don't have gross men staring at your boobs.
14. Grabbing yourself in public is acceptable.
15. There's no drama at bachelor parties.
16. No stupid tupperware parties to go to.
17. You can open your own jars and beer cans.
18. You can poop when someone is in the next stall.
19. Your friends never call you crying.
20. Porn. Made for men, by men.
That was harder than the women's list...
peace nick
posted by Nick at
12:41 PM
2 Comments:
lingo sez: "You get to think of the pick-up lines, which is much easier than thinking up the rejection lines!"
Oh c'mon... No way is it easier to come up with pick-up lines :)
I don't believe in using pick-up lines. These days you have to be much more creative than some cheesy line :)
Hoes and Butterfaces... I like that :)
You just earned yo'self a link :)
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