Damn... your blog is hot...
I've always wanted to do an experiment in which I would create two fake blogs, one by a fake man and one by a fake women. I would post the same things, advertise the same, and see which one would generate more traffic. My hypothesis is that the blog by the woman would generate more traffic.
My logic for this hypothesis is simple. Women read blogs written by other women because they can relate to them. Men read blogs by women because they are curious, or the woman is good looking, in which case their writing could be so stupid, but there is always the slight chance she could post a picture of her boobs...
Men aren't so lucky. Take me for example. I don't get a lot of male readers for the simple fact that I don't have anything to offer them. I don't post about politics really, or sports, and I doubt many want to see my boobs. I have no idea why women read this blog, but they seem to be the majority of my readers. Is it 'cause you wanna see my boobs? I didn't think so...
Women are just luckier than men in this department. Maybe women are just luckier in general? Hmmm... how are women luckier than men...
1. They get to blame everything on PMS.
2. They always have a fall-back career... in porn.
3. Wearing jogging pants is still cool.
4. Kissing men and women in the same night is acceptable, even encouraged.
5. Free dinner, free drinks, free movies.
6. Being naked gets you more friends.
7. Crying at anytime is acceptable, even expected.
8. Liking Sex and the City will not get you beat up.
9. They never have to help roof or pour concrete.
10. There's always a place to sleep when you're drunk.
11. Threesomes are just a phone call away.
12. Affirmative action.
13. Wearing pink is always an option.
14. They're naturally better dancers.
15. You don't need to be a trucker to buy a sex toy.
16. You're never in a trucker's blind spot.
17. The admiration of the construction industry.
18. Tight jeans are still in.
19. The joys of giving birt... whoops, wrong list...
20. More people read and comment on your blog.
That was fun...
peace nick
My logic for this hypothesis is simple. Women read blogs written by other women because they can relate to them. Men read blogs by women because they are curious, or the woman is good looking, in which case their writing could be so stupid, but there is always the slight chance she could post a picture of her boobs...
Men aren't so lucky. Take me for example. I don't get a lot of male readers for the simple fact that I don't have anything to offer them. I don't post about politics really, or sports, and I doubt many want to see my boobs. I have no idea why women read this blog, but they seem to be the majority of my readers. Is it 'cause you wanna see my boobs? I didn't think so...
Women are just luckier than men in this department. Maybe women are just luckier in general? Hmmm... how are women luckier than men...
1. They get to blame everything on PMS.
2. They always have a fall-back career... in porn.
3. Wearing jogging pants is still cool.
4. Kissing men and women in the same night is acceptable, even encouraged.
5. Free dinner, free drinks, free movies.
6. Being naked gets you more friends.
7. Crying at anytime is acceptable, even expected.
8. Liking Sex and the City will not get you beat up.
9. They never have to help roof or pour concrete.
10. There's always a place to sleep when you're drunk.
11. Threesomes are just a phone call away.
12. Affirmative action.
13. Wearing pink is always an option.
14. They're naturally better dancers.
15. You don't need to be a trucker to buy a sex toy.
16. You're never in a trucker's blind spot.
17. The admiration of the construction industry.
18. Tight jeans are still in.
19. The joys of giving birt... whoops, wrong list...
20. More people read and comment on your blog.
That was fun...
peace nick
posted by Nick at
12:23 PM
2 Comments:
Women read your blog because you are not afraid to write the male perspective (as you see it)
I find women are usually just as confused about guys as guys are about women. You offer simple and direct answers to a lot of frequently asked questions.
Plus you make it entertaining, and we get to laugh at you. LOL
dawn - I was making a broad generalization, as usual :) I like your blog, and I don't care if you show your boobs or not :)
sandi - thanks :) I don't give a lot of practical advice, but hopefully it's funny once in a while :)
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