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There are certain things you should come to expect when you win a free 1/2 barrel party (besides a bunch people you invited won't show up, and you'll certainly miss the poker tournament you hoped to play in the following day).




Your tongue will get way too close to the mouths of other men.





You will eat things that you otherwise wouldn't eat.



And drink more beer than you would otherwise drink.



You will see double.



And by the time all is said and done, perhaps not see at all...

Nick