In only 10 years time...

Peeps, 'sup, I have an announcement to make. Me and the woman pictured below, you know, the one that looks like the dude from Flock of Seagulls? Yeah. Well, we've been together for 10 years today.

No, not married for 10 years, how old do you think we are? But together. And if you must know, we've been humping for 9 years and about 8 months. No lie.

That's all.

Nick