We are free roving bovines, we run free today...

I think that sometimes people really have no idea what it's like living in a place like Wisconsin. It's different. Really different.

It's *this* different:

Cow on the loose at Brandon
THE REPORTER STAFF

BRANDON (WI) — A cow with a bad attitude is on the loose and throwing its weight around the Brandon area.

The 1,600-pound bovine ran over a farmer at 10:50 a.m. Wednesday and escaped from the National Farmers Organization, according to information heard on the police scanner.

Law enforcement officials that might come in contact with the cow were warned to be careful because it is known to have a bad attitude.

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A cow. With a bad attitude. Hmmm. I don't know about you guys, but I have heard it all now. I have a new found respect for these bovine creatures.

I wonder if there is a Cow Whisperer, much like the Dog Whisperer, they could bring in to teach the cow some manners.... Maybe teach the farmer how to exert a more positive energy with his cows...

Anyone else hungry for a burger?

Nick