Thank you Dave Chappelle!

I dont know how many of you watch Dave Chappelle, probably none of you... but I recently saw a skit in which he was making fun of the Real World. You know, the MTV reality show? I hope you at least know what the Real World is... or what are you doing here?

Right, anyways, basically he did the skit to poke fun at the fact that they always have at least one crazy black person on there. They started with the Black Panther guy in the first one, then they had David, who ended up getting booted off, and then that Tec dude... or was it Pec? The crazy dude who was like the first one to go skinny dipping on the Real World... whatever his name was...

I digress... Anyways the Dave Chappelle skit turned this on its head and had one loser white dude, and the rest of the people were black, all living in the same house. And these black people were not normal black people, they were CRAZY! They made this poor white guy's life hell.

It was funny, as most Chappelle skits are, but it also no doubt sent shivers up most white guys' spines. At least those with girlfriends or wives...

Why, you ask?

Because they stole the dude's girlfriend! Well, they didnt even steal her, she went along with it... which just made the shivers all that much more painful... Slut...

Now, Im not racist, and I dont want this to come across as such... but if you are a white guy, you dont want your girlfriend or wife anywhere near a bunch of black guys! Not because you should fear for their safety or anything, like I said, Im not a racist... But because you know, and the black guys know, and the women all know, why there is a saying - once you go black, you never go back!

You know why people say that, I know why people say that, its no secret... And this skit, where the dumb white dude's girlfriend ditches him for all the black guys in the house just stuffed it down every white guy's throat.

Ladies, if your guy is white, you know this insecurity is there... dont make it any worse on us... Just pretend you are dumb when the subject comes up.

"No honey, I never heard that about black men..." "Oh, that's not important...." "Oh dear, size really doesn't matter to me...."

Thanks Dave Chappelle... Thanks for putting wonderful ideas into all of our girlfriends' and wives' heads...

dirty mutha %^$#*.....

peace nick, an insecure white guy