We should invade Mexico...

Here's an interesting story I found today.

A plane flying from Venezuela to Mexico was carrying 5 1/2 tons of cocaine. After being tipped off from Venezuelan and U.S. authorities, the Mexican army was waiting at the airport for the plane.

Sounds great. Bust them coke heads.

When the plane landed, they arrested the co-pilot. There were no passengers. This is where it gets good...

THE PILOT ESCAPED!

Escaped. From a plane that had landed at an airport where the Mexican army was WAITING FOR THEM! There's only one door in an airplane. Where the hell did he escape to?

Two things are possible here. Either the Mexican army is full of blind soldiers, or the pilot cut a deal to get off.

I have a solution to the illegal immigrant problem... invade Mexico. For crying out loud, with morons like this in charge of securing their country, we could march thru and be back by the weekend. Let's invade them, they can have the northern part of the country where's it's f-ing frozen nine months out of the year, and we'll all move south to places like Cancun and whatever other tourist traps are down there.

Escaped. It's almost too dumb to believe.

Nick