A urinal? How about a pillow fight?
Don't ask me how we always get into these conversations, but last night Amy and I were laying in bed...
Me: What would be the first thing you would do if you were a guy?
Amy: (thinks) Pee in a urinal?
Me: What? Why?!
Amy: I dunno, I just always wanted to pee in a urinal...
Amy: What would be the first thing you would do if you were a woman?
Me: Call my friends and have a pillow fight...
Amy: (sighs)
Me: In our underwear...
Amy: How did I know you were going to say that?
Me: mmmm.... Good night honey, love you.
Amy: Is that what guys really think girls...
Me: Shush! Yes, yes it is... don't ruin it...
mmmm....
peace nick
Me: What would be the first thing you would do if you were a guy?
Amy: (thinks) Pee in a urinal?
Me: What? Why?!
Amy: I dunno, I just always wanted to pee in a urinal...
Amy: What would be the first thing you would do if you were a woman?
Me: Call my friends and have a pillow fight...
Amy: (sighs)
Me: In our underwear...
Amy: How did I know you were going to say that?
Me: mmmm.... Good night honey, love you.
Amy: Is that what guys really think girls...
Me: Shush! Yes, yes it is... don't ruin it...
mmmm....
peace nick
posted by Nick at
5:47 AM
3 Comments:
Damn, what happened to 'stay home and play with my breasts?'
That used to be the most popular answer to that question. The first thing I would do as a guy, is get a better job!
I guess I never understood that answer. I mean, don't get me wrong, feeling boobs are great... but I can do that now.
However, I cannot have a pillow fight in my underwear with a bunch of other women... At least not for free...
nick
Hey, what's a few bucks. It is good wholesome entertainment.
HE HE
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