But I don't wanna go!
Well, I do, but I don't. Go to school that is. Tonight begins another 8 week class in my quest to take the most college courses without actually earning a degree.
I went to school for two years to get my Associates Degree... and dropped out 6 credits shy. Two classes.
Everybody now.... LAZY ASS! That's right, I am lazy. But at least I didn't have to sit thru Intro to Psych. or Intro to Soc. Yeah... who's the joke on now?
Four years later I enrolled in college again. Not because I had overcome my laziness, oh no... Because at the time I wanted to actually advance in the career I am in... and my work pays for the majority of school... and... and.... apparently I was drunk.
I really have no interest in advancing in my career. I only want to make a living while I figure out how to swindle some bank into financing my business. So why keep going to school?
I guess I'm still drunk. Or I better be to get thru another 8 weeks of... let's see here.... um, Modern Historical Movements.
Modern Historical Movements?
Does anything strike you as odd about the name of that course? I guess me neither. If some college prof. came up with the name, it must make sense....
I think I'm going to transfer to one of those nicer liberal arts colleges with courses like:
Home Brewing 101
Advanced Concealing Pot Growing in Your Backyard Garden
Modern Pornography Movements
Hey, I gotta run and grab a drink.... I mean, study... (insert bong water bubbling noise here)
peace nick
I went to school for two years to get my Associates Degree... and dropped out 6 credits shy. Two classes.
Everybody now.... LAZY ASS! That's right, I am lazy. But at least I didn't have to sit thru Intro to Psych. or Intro to Soc. Yeah... who's the joke on now?
Four years later I enrolled in college again. Not because I had overcome my laziness, oh no... Because at the time I wanted to actually advance in the career I am in... and my work pays for the majority of school... and... and.... apparently I was drunk.
I really have no interest in advancing in my career. I only want to make a living while I figure out how to swindle some bank into financing my business. So why keep going to school?
I guess I'm still drunk. Or I better be to get thru another 8 weeks of... let's see here.... um, Modern Historical Movements.
Modern Historical Movements?
Does anything strike you as odd about the name of that course? I guess me neither. If some college prof. came up with the name, it must make sense....
I think I'm going to transfer to one of those nicer liberal arts colleges with courses like:
Home Brewing 101
Advanced Concealing Pot Growing in Your Backyard Garden
Modern Pornography Movements
Hey, I gotta run and grab a drink.... I mean, study... (insert bong water bubbling noise here)
peace nick
posted by Nick at
12:17 PM
2 Comments:
Sure, rub it in... it's not like I have feelings or anything...
nick
For only the small sum of 100.00 I will teach you how to grow pot in the back yard and not go to jail.
Provided your back yard is a 500 acre corn field.
Don't sweat the no degree thing, I went for 6 years and wound up only getting an Associate's. Okay, maybe I am dumb to, but I got a lot of living to do. LOL
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