All about me, kinda...
I stole this idea from another blog (Chai and Apple Pie, link on the right), because I think it's a good idea. Not that any of you care about any of this, but it's better I'm sure than listening to me rant about school last night. Enjoy!
1. I married my high school sweetheart
2. I was a virgin until we met
3. I met her thru her friend, who was my childhood crush
4. And my friend, who was hers
5. I tried crack when I was 13
6. I started smoking when I was 13
7. I quit 9 years later, and haven't smoked since
8. I sold LSD in my high school biology class
9. And did LSD more than I care to admit
10. I only got 3 points off on my driving test
11. But have caused 2 accidents
12. I've been bit by a Rottweiler
13. Twice
14. I used to put on a bite suit to train protection dogs
15. In 7 years, we've had 10 dogs, some were foster dogs
16. I was on the board for a dog rescue for 6 years
17. Now that I'm retired from dog rescue, I miss it
18. I used to design machines that made adult diapers
19. Now I design bathing products
20. I was on Tom Cruise's personal jet
21. I flew to Tennessee and back in one day
22. Twice
23. I hate flying
24. I'm afraid of heights
25. I'm a trivia nut
26. And a history nut
27. I'm just nuts
28. I have an 80+ strong beer bottle collection, all full
29. My dream is to own a banquet hall
30. My dream banquet hall is currently for sale
31. I don't have enough money to own my dream banquet hall
32. I have 90+ college credits, and no degree
33. I'm currently getting my bachelor's in engineering
34. I don't want to be an engineer (see #29)
35. My birthday is August 7
36. I'm 25
37. My dad passed away when I was 24
38. I'd give anything to be 23
39. I have 2 sisters, and 1 adopted brother
40. I used to be in a band called Wicked Pete
41. We dropped - and the Beer Drinking Goats - from the name
42. I can play guitar, the bass and a little of the drums
43. I can't sing to save my life
44. I wish I knew how to play the piano
45. And the harmonica
46. I used to be a punk
47. I used to hang out with skinheads
48. Then I realized racism sucks
49. I was once asked to join a gang
50. I played hockey for 9 years
51. I was a cub scout
52. I'm supposedly Lutheran
53. I don't believe in a God
54. I don't believe in ghosts
55. I'm clausterphobic, but not afraid of the dark
56. I think horror movies are dumb
57. I can't dance
58. My favorite movie is Old School
59. My favorite food is a bacon cheeseburger
60. My favorite beer is Blue Moon, with an orange slice
61. The sight of blood makes me sick
62. I have never broken a bone
63. I have lived in Tennessee
64. And Upper Michigan
65. I was born in Wisconsin
66. Because the town we lived in (in Michigan) had no hospital
67. I had 5 wisdom teeth
68. My hair would be grey if I didn't dye it
69. I've never used Nair on my private area
70. I was once a pin chaser (you know, bowling lanes?)
71. I was once a janitor
72. I watched an F5 tornado, start to finish
73. The philosophies of true communism fascinate me
74. I believe anarcho-socialism would be great
75. I voted for Bush
76. Twice
77. I'm pro-abortion
78. I don't have any guns, but I do have a battle axe
79. I wish I had computer hacking skills
80. I can't draw
81. I once protested in front of a pet store
82. I was once a show and tell... with my dog
83. I have Wayne Gretzky's autograph
84. I had Hulk Hogan's, but lost it
85. I really don't think washing your hands is stupid
86. This is my second blog
87. My mother-in-law got pissed about the first one, dooming it
88. Even my wife doesn't know about this one
89. Two uninvited strangers had sex at our wedding
90. Two weeks later, we had sex at someone else's
91. At my dream banquet hall
92. The one that's for sale
93. Which we can't afford
94. I'm running out of things for this list
95. I can ride a bike backwards
96. I can't stand the color pink
97. I'm hungry
98. I need to lose weight
99. I'm seriously out of ideas
100. I thank you for reading
peace nick
1. I married my high school sweetheart
2. I was a virgin until we met
3. I met her thru her friend, who was my childhood crush
4. And my friend, who was hers
5. I tried crack when I was 13
6. I started smoking when I was 13
7. I quit 9 years later, and haven't smoked since
8. I sold LSD in my high school biology class
9. And did LSD more than I care to admit
10. I only got 3 points off on my driving test
11. But have caused 2 accidents
12. I've been bit by a Rottweiler
13. Twice
14. I used to put on a bite suit to train protection dogs
15. In 7 years, we've had 10 dogs, some were foster dogs
16. I was on the board for a dog rescue for 6 years
17. Now that I'm retired from dog rescue, I miss it
18. I used to design machines that made adult diapers
19. Now I design bathing products
20. I was on Tom Cruise's personal jet
21. I flew to Tennessee and back in one day
22. Twice
23. I hate flying
24. I'm afraid of heights
25. I'm a trivia nut
26. And a history nut
27. I'm just nuts
28. I have an 80+ strong beer bottle collection, all full
29. My dream is to own a banquet hall
30. My dream banquet hall is currently for sale
31. I don't have enough money to own my dream banquet hall
32. I have 90+ college credits, and no degree
33. I'm currently getting my bachelor's in engineering
34. I don't want to be an engineer (see #29)
35. My birthday is August 7
36. I'm 25
37. My dad passed away when I was 24
38. I'd give anything to be 23
39. I have 2 sisters, and 1 adopted brother
40. I used to be in a band called Wicked Pete
41. We dropped - and the Beer Drinking Goats - from the name
42. I can play guitar, the bass and a little of the drums
43. I can't sing to save my life
44. I wish I knew how to play the piano
45. And the harmonica
46. I used to be a punk
47. I used to hang out with skinheads
48. Then I realized racism sucks
49. I was once asked to join a gang
50. I played hockey for 9 years
51. I was a cub scout
52. I'm supposedly Lutheran
53. I don't believe in a God
54. I don't believe in ghosts
55. I'm clausterphobic, but not afraid of the dark
56. I think horror movies are dumb
57. I can't dance
58. My favorite movie is Old School
59. My favorite food is a bacon cheeseburger
60. My favorite beer is Blue Moon, with an orange slice
61. The sight of blood makes me sick
62. I have never broken a bone
63. I have lived in Tennessee
64. And Upper Michigan
65. I was born in Wisconsin
66. Because the town we lived in (in Michigan) had no hospital
67. I had 5 wisdom teeth
68. My hair would be grey if I didn't dye it
69. I've never used Nair on my private area
70. I was once a pin chaser (you know, bowling lanes?)
71. I was once a janitor
72. I watched an F5 tornado, start to finish
73. The philosophies of true communism fascinate me
74. I believe anarcho-socialism would be great
75. I voted for Bush
76. Twice
77. I'm pro-abortion
78. I don't have any guns, but I do have a battle axe
79. I wish I had computer hacking skills
80. I can't draw
81. I once protested in front of a pet store
82. I was once a show and tell... with my dog
83. I have Wayne Gretzky's autograph
84. I had Hulk Hogan's, but lost it
85. I really don't think washing your hands is stupid
86. This is my second blog
87. My mother-in-law got pissed about the first one, dooming it
88. Even my wife doesn't know about this one
89. Two uninvited strangers had sex at our wedding
90. Two weeks later, we had sex at someone else's
91. At my dream banquet hall
92. The one that's for sale
93. Which we can't afford
94. I'm running out of things for this list
95. I can ride a bike backwards
96. I can't stand the color pink
97. I'm hungry
98. I need to lose weight
99. I'm seriously out of ideas
100. I thank you for reading
peace nick
posted by Nick at
10:14 AM
6 Comments:
You will have to do a post and elaborate on the wedding sex thing. That sounded funny as hell.
More beer for the punks... err drunks!
Hmmm... you are asking me to not only recall some very hazy memories, but embellish them enough to make them funny...
Okay!
nosympathy - Drunk and Loud, Punk and Proud!
nick
Unfortunately I can't take the chance of this blog being exposed to her family like the last one, because they cannot take a joke... about anything.
I cannot take another phone call at 10pm from my mother-in-law telling me she is going to call the cops because of a JOKE I wrote in my blog...
Amy is kewl though :) Keep reading, you'll learn a lot about her :)
nick
Which Dog rescue?
Bush? Twice?
I was on the board of MidAmerica Rottweiler Rescue. I also volunteer here and there for Wisconsin Rottweiler Rescue.
And yes, Bush, twice...
nick
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