Wednesday, June 15, 2005

You can kiss her... I don't mind...

We watched the Seinfeld episode The Summer of George last night, and this conversation came up:

"What is so appealing to men about a catfight?"

"Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other, there's a chance they might somehow kiss."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Summer of George"

Let me take that a step further... if there is a chance that two women might kiss, there is a chance you might be able to slip in there and three some it up!

Ya know... men are the only creatures on earth who want to see two or more of the other sex together. Animals sure don't want this, and it's not like most women really want to see two guys together... especially if one of them is their man.

Why are men so different? Because. We're shallow.

Women want romance, excitement, a sensual environment...

Men just want sex. And the more, the better. Two women is just more sex... er... more potential sex. Because I can't for the life of me figure out what two women involved in sexual relations would possibly want a man for... but that's another topic.

Anyways, I just thought this was funny, because it's true. Women, guys want to see you kiss more. In fact, any type of sexual contact with friends, or even women you don't know, would be great.

We'll buy the beers even... Good. Good talk...

Oh yeah, before I forget... we are meeting with some government folks on Tuesday to discuss our business plan and some different loan/grant options for our business. I don't want to get too excited, but this actually sounds promising!

More to come next week... stay tuned. Maybe I will start a new blog if this works out.... How to Start a Business When You Are Young and Poor....

peace nick

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