I have a plan...
This is kind of a political post, but more just common sense. Hey, it beats a blistering review of that stupid documentary I had to watch this weekend.... I think you know what Im talking about...
But, in John Kerry's words, I have a plan. Originally I was thinking it would save us a couple trillion dollars, but turns out I cant add... but it would still save us a couple billion dollars a year.
Ready? Seriously are you ready? Its so easy....
STOP FUNDING EVERYONE ELSE'S DAMN MILITARY!!!!
I know. You're thinking, duh, thats it? Thats your big plan genius boy?
Get this... in 2003 alone, the US tax payers paid $1 million to fund Botswana's military. $1.5 million to fund Kenya's military. $6 million for Nigeria! Nigeria!!! Can someone tell me how funding Nigeria's military to the tune of $6 million helps us one fricken bit?
Wait, it gets better.... MUCH better....
Just in 2003 now...
Bolivia - $2 million
Argentina - $2 million
Columbia - $98 million!!!!
El Salvador - $2.5 million
East Timor - $2 million (who even knows where the f*ck that is???)
Phillipines - $20 million
Bulgaria - $9.5 million
Czech Republic - $11 million
Hungary - $11 million
Kyrgyzstan - $4 million (because they do what for us?)
Macedonia - $11 million
Turkey - $17.5 million (a little steep for a country that wouldnt even allow us to cross over their country to take out a brutal dictator)
Israel - $2.1 BILLION (we could fund a lot of private social security accounts with that money)
Oman - $20 million (Oman?)
Jordan - $198 million (wow...)
Pakistan - $50 million
Tunisia - $5 million
And here is the ultimate kick in the teeth...
Egypt gets only $1.3 BILLION!!!! EGYPT! I have news for the US government... Egypt HATES us you f-ing morons! And yet, we give Egypt $1.3 billion in just one year! For what? What does Egypt do to back us up militarily? Are they in Afghanistan? Iraq? Anywhere???? Their own continent is a bloody, aids infested mess, and they do absolutely nothing to help.
$1.3 billion dollars.... to Egypt.... I swear the next person that mentions tax cuts to the rich, Im going to break their damn nose.... At least it went to people IN this country....
You're welcome Egypt, Israel, Turkey.... every other g'damn country in the f-ing world who hates anyways....
Oh America, they are devil.... except when they send lots of money...
Suck it up you ungrateful bastards.... suck it up....
peace nick
But, in John Kerry's words, I have a plan. Originally I was thinking it would save us a couple trillion dollars, but turns out I cant add... but it would still save us a couple billion dollars a year.
Ready? Seriously are you ready? Its so easy....
STOP FUNDING EVERYONE ELSE'S DAMN MILITARY!!!!
I know. You're thinking, duh, thats it? Thats your big plan genius boy?
Get this... in 2003 alone, the US tax payers paid $1 million to fund Botswana's military. $1.5 million to fund Kenya's military. $6 million for Nigeria! Nigeria!!! Can someone tell me how funding Nigeria's military to the tune of $6 million helps us one fricken bit?
Wait, it gets better.... MUCH better....
Just in 2003 now...
Bolivia - $2 million
Argentina - $2 million
Columbia - $98 million!!!!
El Salvador - $2.5 million
East Timor - $2 million (who even knows where the f*ck that is???)
Phillipines - $20 million
Bulgaria - $9.5 million
Czech Republic - $11 million
Hungary - $11 million
Kyrgyzstan - $4 million (because they do what for us?)
Macedonia - $11 million
Turkey - $17.5 million (a little steep for a country that wouldnt even allow us to cross over their country to take out a brutal dictator)
Israel - $2.1 BILLION (we could fund a lot of private social security accounts with that money)
Oman - $20 million (Oman?)
Jordan - $198 million (wow...)
Pakistan - $50 million
Tunisia - $5 million
And here is the ultimate kick in the teeth...
Egypt gets only $1.3 BILLION!!!! EGYPT! I have news for the US government... Egypt HATES us you f-ing morons! And yet, we give Egypt $1.3 billion in just one year! For what? What does Egypt do to back us up militarily? Are they in Afghanistan? Iraq? Anywhere???? Their own continent is a bloody, aids infested mess, and they do absolutely nothing to help.
$1.3 billion dollars.... to Egypt.... I swear the next person that mentions tax cuts to the rich, Im going to break their damn nose.... At least it went to people IN this country....
You're welcome Egypt, Israel, Turkey.... every other g'damn country in the f-ing world who hates anyways....
Oh America, they are devil.... except when they send lots of money...
Suck it up you ungrateful bastards.... suck it up....
peace nick
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