Monday, June 11, 2007

All about me

When I seen the other day that a few people have been looking at the new link I put up to 100 things about me, I realized it hasn't been updated in some time. Over the past year, some things have changed. So, I present to you, 100 things about me:


1. I married my high school sweetheart
2. I was a virgin until we met (yes, I've only slept with one person)
3. I met her thru her friend, who was my childhood crush
4. And my friend, who was hers
5. We have a boy named Braeden
6. I tried crack when I was 13
7. I started smoking when I was 13
8. I quit 9 years later
9. I sold LSD in my high school biology class
10. And did LSD more than I care to admit
11. I've done cocaine, mushrooms and marijuana as well
12. I've never tried heroine or ecstasy
13. I've been bit by a Rottweiler, twice
14. I used to train protection dogs
15. In 9 years, we've had 10 Rottweilers, some were foster dogs
16. I was on the board of directors for a dog rescue for 6 years
17. In that time I quit 3 times
18. I don't have dogs anymore
19. I used to design machines that made adult diapers
20. Now I design bathing products
21. I was on Tom Cruise's personal jet
22. I flew to Tennessee and back in one day, twice (not on Tom Cruise's jet)
23. I hate flying
24. I'm deathly afraid of heights
25. I'm a poker nut
26. And a trivia nut
27. And a history nut
28. People talking on their cell phones drive me nuts
29. I have an 80+ strong beer bottle collection, all full
30. I only got 3 points off on my driving test
31. But have caused 2 accidents
32. I have an Associates degree in Mechanical Design
33. I'm going to school for a Bachelor's in Industrial Management
34. My dream is to be a professional poker player
35. My birthday is August 7th
36. I'm 27
37. My dad passed away when I was 24
38. I'd give anything to be 23
39. I have 2 sisters, and 1 adopted brother
40. I used to be in a punk band called Wicked Pete
41. We dropped - and the Beer Drinking Goats - from the name
42. I can play guitar, the bass and a little of the drums
43. I can't sing to save my life
44. I wish I knew how to play the piano
45. And the harmonica
46. I used to be a punk
47. I used to hang out with skinheads
48. Then I realized racism sucks
49. I was once asked to join a gang
50. I played hockey for 9 years
51. I was a cub scout for 2 years
52. I'm supposedly Lutheran
53. I don't believe in a God
54. I don't believe in ghosts
55. I'm claustrophobic, but not afraid of the dark
56. I think horror movies are dumb
57. I can't dance
58. My favorite movie is Old School
59. My favorite food is a bacon cheeseburger
60. My favorite beer is Blue Moon, with an orange slice
61. The sight of my own blood makes me sick
62. I have never broken a bone
63. I have lived in Tennessee
64. And Upper Michigan
65. I was born in Wisconsin
66. Because the town we lived in (in Michigan) had no hospital
67. I had 5 wisdom teeth
68. My hair would be grey if I didn't dye it
69. My first job was for $4.60 an hour
70. I've been a pin chaser in a bowling alley
71. And a janitor
72. I watched an F5 tornado, start to finish
73. The philosophies of true communism fascinate me
74. I believe anarcho-socialism would be great
75. I voted for Bush, twice
76. I'm not a Republican
77. I'm pro-abortion
78. I don't have any guns, but I do have a battle axe
79. I've only shot a gun once
80. I can't draw
81. I once protested in front of a pet store
82. I was once a show and tell... with my dog
83. I have Wayne Gretzky's autograph
84. And Hulk Hogan's
85. This blog used to be called i think washing your hands is stupid...
86. This is my second blog
87. I had a third called DILF for a while, but didn't like it
88. I had a fourth called Make Me Pancakes, but didn't like it
89. The hot wife and I have another blog we do together
90. Two uninvited strangers had sex at our wedding
91. Two weeks later, we had sex at someone else's
92. They're divorced now
93. I've been to 15 states besides Wisconsin
94. I've had sex in 6, besides Wisconsin
95. I've smoked pot in 4
96. I've fished for a wild crocodile in Georgia
97. I once got lost on the way to Iowa, and ended up in O'Hare Airport parking lot
98. I got hustled for $20 in New Orleans
99. I was glad when it flooded
100. I can ride a bike backwards

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