I'm thirsty!

Wow. I mean, WOW! This is probably the single best invention since the Orgasmatron 3000. Think about it, it's so logical! You start with big boobs and a bra full of alcohol. Presumably you're doing this to attract the attention of, well, any guy. So you find one lucky schmuck, he's sees your big boobs, moves in and of all things, you offer him a drink. From your boobs!!! Now one would tend to think, the more alcohol you lose as he drinks up, the smaller your boobs become and he's probably going to be less interested, right? Wrong! Did you ever hear the expression - the more I drink, the prettier you get?

See, the more a male drinks, the less he needs visual appetizers, so to speak... And this product behaves in perfect harmony with that. Ideally, by the time the alcohol is gone, he will not care or even notice that you have, er, inflated your assets...

It's brilliant I tell you. Just brilliant. Two, uh, thumbs up.

btw - unless you're hanging out in a walk-in cooler, I'd suggest a beverage that you can drink warm. Vodka and lemonade comes to mind. Obviously better chilled, it's not the end of the world if it's a tad warm. It's my beverage of choice for those warm summer days. Trust me, put beer in these and try to give it to some dude, and it will get spit back up all over you...

hat tip - thrillist

Nick