It's better to smoke that stuff in the morning time...
One of the great things about not being single is morning sex. This is sex that takes place before you ever even get out of bed. It's perfect on so many levels, it must be documented and encouraged.
Maybe a special interest group - Citizens for More Morning Sex. CMMS.
For one, there is no romance needed. There is very little touching required, because as we all well know, hormones are highest in the morning. And definitely no kissing. Gross... No need to dress up or dump a bunch of cologne on.
There is also no need to concentrate on your vocals. If you say something, or groan something, and then realize it was stupid... you can just blame it on being half asleep yet.
"I don't know why I said I wish all your friends were here now... I'm still half asleep..."
The only other time you get to pull that one off is when you're drunk... We'll deal with the pros and cons of drunk sex some other day.
The only down side to morning sex is that it doesn't make it any easier to get out of bed. Afterwards, the comfort of sleeping under the covers never really looks more appealing. More. Sleepy. Warm. Bed.
I'm a big fan of morning sex. I think the world would be a much better place if people got laid BEFORE they venture out into the real world. Bosses would give better raises, there would be fewer affairs, no wars, more tax cuts... it would be great.
So roll over tomorrow morning, and say to your wife or husband or boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever the case may be... and say, hey, we need to make the world a better place, let's get it on...
This public service announcement brought to you by CMMS. Making the world a better place to live in, one bedroom at a time.
peace nick
Maybe a special interest group - Citizens for More Morning Sex. CMMS.
For one, there is no romance needed. There is very little touching required, because as we all well know, hormones are highest in the morning. And definitely no kissing. Gross... No need to dress up or dump a bunch of cologne on.
There is also no need to concentrate on your vocals. If you say something, or groan something, and then realize it was stupid... you can just blame it on being half asleep yet.
"I don't know why I said I wish all your friends were here now... I'm still half asleep..."
The only other time you get to pull that one off is when you're drunk... We'll deal with the pros and cons of drunk sex some other day.
The only down side to morning sex is that it doesn't make it any easier to get out of bed. Afterwards, the comfort of sleeping under the covers never really looks more appealing. More. Sleepy. Warm. Bed.
I'm a big fan of morning sex. I think the world would be a much better place if people got laid BEFORE they venture out into the real world. Bosses would give better raises, there would be fewer affairs, no wars, more tax cuts... it would be great.
So roll over tomorrow morning, and say to your wife or husband or boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever the case may be... and say, hey, we need to make the world a better place, let's get it on...
This public service announcement brought to you by CMMS. Making the world a better place to live in, one bedroom at a time.
peace nick
posted by Nick at
12:41 PM
2 Comments:
LOL Guess I'll take what I can get, when I can get it :)
enjoy it while you can Nick.
This public service announcement brought to you by parents of america.
ROFLMAO!! That is so true. Nothing kills that little hormone surge like a little voice piping up..."Mama?...Daddy?" when you are trying to have sex.
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