Dammit! Being healthy is hard!
I was all excited all morning to go to McDonalds, because I seen an advertisement for this new fruit and walnut salad they have now. Basically I ate like a pig this weekend and Im hoping to make up for it this week by eating good and working out like there is no tomorrow....
Well now I have to work out even fricken harder... because when I pulled up in the drive-thru, they just had to put this big advertisement for crispy chicken sandwich.
I have the self-control of a compulsive gambler who just got paid.... I couldnt resist, so I got the chicken sandwich and the fruit salad....
Damn you McDonalds!!! Why be so good, and so bad at the same time?
I know some of you are probably thinking (you skinny people), "Eww, McDonalds is so gross, I would never eat there!"
Yeah, well F&$% you... the crap is addicting and I lived on it when I was skinny and had all sorts of metabolism to burn it off.
Now that I have a job that requires me to sit at a computer a good chunk of my day, I cant eat anything without having to do 8 gazillion stairs a day just to break even.
Ive tried the Subway diet forever, and I think that Jared guy is a lying piece of crap. While I dont gain any weight if I eat Subway for lunch, I sure as hell am not losing any either.
This being healthy and working out crap sucks... I should just start taking 'roids, and popping a couple hundred make-you-shake-uncontrollably-until-you-have-to-get-up-and-run pills a day. I wonder if thats what it takes to lose 10 or 15 pounds when you have no control over the crap food you eat and you have the daytime metabolism of a f-ing snail...
Dear healthy, skinny and buff people:
F&$% YOU!!! When you puke up your food after every meal, because you must... I hope you get some on your shoe!
Yeah... so there!
peace nick (still about 15 pounds overweight...)
Well now I have to work out even fricken harder... because when I pulled up in the drive-thru, they just had to put this big advertisement for crispy chicken sandwich.
I have the self-control of a compulsive gambler who just got paid.... I couldnt resist, so I got the chicken sandwich and the fruit salad....
Damn you McDonalds!!! Why be so good, and so bad at the same time?
I know some of you are probably thinking (you skinny people), "Eww, McDonalds is so gross, I would never eat there!"
Yeah, well F&$% you... the crap is addicting and I lived on it when I was skinny and had all sorts of metabolism to burn it off.
Now that I have a job that requires me to sit at a computer a good chunk of my day, I cant eat anything without having to do 8 gazillion stairs a day just to break even.
Ive tried the Subway diet forever, and I think that Jared guy is a lying piece of crap. While I dont gain any weight if I eat Subway for lunch, I sure as hell am not losing any either.
This being healthy and working out crap sucks... I should just start taking 'roids, and popping a couple hundred make-you-shake-uncontrollably-until-you-have-to-get-up-and-run pills a day. I wonder if thats what it takes to lose 10 or 15 pounds when you have no control over the crap food you eat and you have the daytime metabolism of a f-ing snail...
Dear healthy, skinny and buff people:
F&$% YOU!!! When you puke up your food after every meal, because you must... I hope you get some on your shoe!
Yeah... so there!
peace nick (still about 15 pounds overweight...)
posted by Nick at
12:11 PM
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I went to Wendy's today to get a nice salad for dinner ... and managed to get a hamburger, FREE frosty (because Wendy's is giving them away all weekend!!), AND the salad. So damn it all to Wendy's too! So much for Weight Watchers this week....
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