Friday, January 28, 2005

John Kerry is DEAD!

Doesn't it irritate anyone else that people are still crying about Bush winning the election? Gawd people, wasn't your whole deal the last 4 years all about moving on? MOVE THE &%#$ ON!

My neighbors are still sporting their Kerry/Edwards sign in their front window. I'd so like to chuck a fricken rock right thru it. Not because I don't think people should be able to put whatever the hell they feel like in their windows, but didn't you hear the news?

JOHN KERRY IS DEAD!

Yeah... it's just a robot doing his job now. See, he killed that obnoxious, rich whore of a wife of his, and then off'd himself. Poof, bitch be gone...

Ya know, they have now launched a federal investigation into vote FRAUD in this wonderful state. But do you see me sporting a Bush sign in my front yard, holding out hope they will get to the bottom of the massive voter registration frauds that went on on every fricken college campus and inner city in this pathetic state, and prove that Bush won our state too?

No, that would be obnoxious.

You know what, I don't even like Bush anymore. He turned this "mandate" of his into a massive political advance for the whacko religious and anti-abortion groups. And quite frankly he is doing a piss poor job of defending the main reason that *I* voted for him for - private Social Security accounts.

He couldn't be doing a worse job at getting people to understand why private Social Security accounts are a good idea. I can just see the opportunity slipping away... slip slip slip. And when it does, the blame will solely lie with Bush and his most ineffective staff. A high school Republican club could do a better job at explaining this issue to the public. Maybe they should pay them instead of paying radio hosts who preach to people WHO ALREADY AGREE WITH YOUR STUPID PLATFORM... YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!! Do you think any Democrats are swayed by a Conservative talk show host? Does anyone on that staff have an IQ over 50?

Houston, we have a problem, it's called YOU'RE PAYING TO GET YOUR MESSAGE OUT TO THE WRONG PEOPLE!!!!! Do you know who listens to Conservative talk shows? C'mon, this is easy..... CONSERVATIVES! I mean, if you are going to pay a talk show host to schill for your platform, go after the right damn audience... Maybe I should be a media consultant for the Republican party, because apparently they are too damn stupid to figure it out on their own.

But, whatever, he was still elected, he was inaugurated, he is the President. Get over it. And quit whining about how awful inauguration day was, and how you're going to move to another country and blah blah this, blah blah that...

Remember what I said - John Kerry is dead. And unfortunately for ya'll, he took the whole party with him. And if you think Hillary Clinton and Howard Dean are going to bring it back to life, you just haven't studied your history.

peace nick

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