I will now be known as Cheez 'n Crackas

Lately we've been gleefully watching some terrible show called Tool Academy. Basically a group of women who have been treated like shit in their relationships signed their boyfriends up for this show. The idea is to rehabilitate them as a last step through things like therapy, group work, etc. And of course there is the obligatory part of the show where every week one of the tools and his girlfriend is sent home because they just fail.

Sounds perfect for me, as is quite obvious by my tool qualities:

Hits on anything that moves? Check.

Drinks with friends fraternity style? Check.

Has two girlfriends? Check.

Emails other women? Check.

Talks to girlfriend (or wife) like she's four? Check.

Has super tool nickname? Check.

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