Hey, stand down, I was here first!

So I'm reading the Drudge Report today and what do I come across? Some dumb bitch stealing my idea from like 3 years ago to auction yourself off for money. Well, forgive me for not being some slutty "virgin"...

$3.7 million for one night with that? Shit... I'll be your lifelong slave (sexual or otherwise) for a whole hell of a lot less than that.

Nick