The Lord demands sex...

Anyone who has read this blog for any amount of time (all three of you) know that I'm not religious. But, you know, maybe it's not because of my beliefs so much, but rather, because I haven't found the right church.

Like this church.

Good Lord.

"The pastor of a southwest Florida church opened many eyes and ears Sunday when he said he wants married couples in the congregation to -- have sex for 30 days in a row."

Wait. Is this church or a strip club? Either who, sign me up! Eh, and why stop at 30? Why not just go for a cool 60? I should be a pastor...

Nick